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Donkey Time is a daily ritual that brings your class together with one illustrated poem, one age-appropriate prompt, and one shared moment that makes the room feel like yours again.

Today, you get to try one. No strings. No prep. No glitter glue. Just a poem about farts. Fifty ways to say fart, to be exact. All in rhyme.

Because sometimes what your students need most isn't a worksheet. It's a reason to laugh. A reason to listen. A reason to feel like this classroom might actually be for them.

What You'll Get Today

• The full "Fart Blossom" poem (the same version members get)
• The hand painted illustration to bring the poem to life
• One classroom prompt with three tiers (K–3, 4–7, 8–12)
• An audio recording of the author reading in full dramatic mode in case today is one of those days

This isn't a teaser or a sample pack. It's the full experience - for just one day. Exactly what you'd get if you were already in.

The Thing About Fart Poems

They sound ridiculous. But they're sneakily effective.

The kid who never talks will finish the rhyme. The kid who always talks will pause to hear the next line. The class clown will look at you like, Wait. We're allowed to do this here?

You don't have to perform. You don't have to explain. You just share it. And somehow - they take it from there.

Why Today Works

You don't need to be ready. You don't need a theme board or a follow-up activity or a whole plan. You just need one spark. One small moment that says, Hey. This day still has some magic in it.

Try it once. You'll know.

If You Like It, There's More

The full Donkey Time membership sends a poem every school morning. Same format. Same zero-prep delivery. Same emotional payoff. Just with even more weirdness, illustrations, classroom posters, and trackers to build your own tiny culture of connection.

But today? You're just here for the fart poem. And that's exactly where you're supposed to be.