Rhymes With Donkey
How to Create a Fridge-Worthy Poem and Illustration in 90 Minutes
(Even if your last poem was in middle school and starred a unicorn named Moonbeam.)
This isn't a course.
This isn't a challenge.
This is me - rooting for you to make something offbeat, unapologetic, and entirely yours.
And to like it.
In 90 minutes, you'll go from "But how do I wriiiiiiite"
to holding a finished poem and drawing that is
(possibly) deeply unhinged
(definitely) fridge-worthy
and (surprisingly) good.
DID the paperboy see Jimmy Hoffa?!?!
What You Get
(aka "The Stuff Inside This Stuff")
My 8-step writing method to take you from "I can't write!" to "Wait, am I a writer?"
Hint: Step 1 is "I give you a bottomless pit of ideas." You will not be starting from scratch. Ever.
A 60-minute video where I write a poem from start to finish using the exact same method.
No prep. No edits. It gets a little feral, but you'll see every step.
A 30-minute drawing session with a method that lets you create with energy, not pressure.
You won't be aiming for "good." You'll be aiming for alive.
A dead-simple way to make rhyme and rhythm actually sound good - even if you haven't rhymed since the 5th grade.
Includes a trick that makes rhyming feel more like play and less like math.
A system for editing your poem without murdering your creativity.
One finished poem. One finished drawing.
And that rare, delicious feeling: You made a thing.
You don't need fancy tools.
Just a pen, some paper, and 90 minutes.
You bring the time. I provide the weird.
What It Feels Like
Like sneak-attacking your perfectionism.
Like outsmarting the voice that says "I'm not creative."
Like tricking your brain into delight.
Like realizing you're allowed to make something just for the joy of it.
It feels like movement. Magic. Momentum.
It feels like remembering what it's like to finish.
Why It Works
Because I don't throw you a blank page and say "go." I hand you a jumping-off point, a method that removes pressure, and a drawing technique that can't be ruined.
You're not on the hook for making something "good."
You're on the hook for making something real.
And once you do, you'll want to do it again.
Who It's For
People who miss being creative but hate the cringe of "being creative"
Poets who forgot they were poets
Artists who forgot they're allowed to play
Teachers, teens, grown-ups, introverts, chaos goblins
Anyone who wants to make something tonight that makes them say, "Wait… this is actually kind of good??"
Why Now
Because if you don't carve out space for this, nothing changes. You'll stay in the loop of "I wish I made time to make stuff." And you deserve to break that loop.
This is 90 minutes.
No long-term commitment. No endless modules.
Just one weird, wildly satisfying creative win.
Why Me
Because I do this every week. Because I write and draw on-camera, in real time, and show you everything. Because I've taught hundreds of people how to bypass perfectionism and surprise themselves with what they can make.
And because I believe deeply - truly - that you are already creative.
You just need a weird little key to unlock it again.
This is that key.
Price: $7
I know. That's suspiciously low.
It's not a funnel. It's not bait.
It's just a number that says: You're more likely to do the thing if there's a tiny bit of skin in the game.
This is a fridge-worthy poem and drawing for less than the price of a sad sandwich.
Rhymes With Donkey - $7What You Leave With
One poem weird enough to make you say, "Am I even allowed to write that?" (You are.)
One drawing that surprises you
One creative method you'll want to reuse forever
A short but meaningful friendship with your own weird brain
The quiet satisfaction of taping something to your fridge that didn't exist 90 minutes ago
So…what is he doing with the forklift??
What Happens If You Don't Buy It
Nothing. You'll scroll past. Maybe sigh. Maybe think, "I should make time to be creative." And then go do dishes.
But if you say yes?
You'll have a thing. You'll make a thing. And you'll remember you can.
Make something weird. Frame it with a magnet.