fart poems & watercolors

Hello, Burritos. I’m Becky; reverse-parking enthusiast, sock knitter, and full-time weirdo behind Mz. Donkey.

Growing up, my dad wrote songs about me eating cereal. At the time, I thought all dads did that...

Now, I write poems that confuse adults and delight children. Sometimes they confuse children and delight adults. Either way, that’s a win.

My life’s mission is to increase your daily magic by 3%. That’s it. That’s the whole business model. If one line makes you laugh-snort or a painting makes you wonder what went wrong (or right), then I’ve done my job.

And lucky me, I get to keep doing it. Apparently, there are a surprising number of people out there (you!) who like this stuff, too. You odd, magical, glorious, beautiful Burrito.