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Mz. Donkey
fart poems & watercolors
Nina Dina Vandaloo
"I'll hold my breath 'til I turn blue!"
Cried Nina Dina Vandaloo
And she did
Hot Dog Dan
No second thought, not to be outdone
Dan stuck his finger in a hotdog bun
Garden
Connor wants green beans
Aidan asked for ice cream
And Mitchell wants to plant mashed potatoes
Animal Crackers
When it comes to eating animal crackers
I like to start with the rump
Inside Out Man
So it's no surprise
He tripped on his eyes
And that's when the unfolding began
Detective Owl
As Detective Owl pondered the case
She really just had one question:
"Who?"
Bones Brodini
I'll steal your gold and sink your ship
And make you walk the plank
Then sing Yo Ho, and have a drink
And make my bird first mate
Welcome
If burps and gassin' leave you laughin'
Come on in with cheer
But if formality is your normality
Prolly best steer clear
Poison Pickle
I poisoned a pickle and then put it back
So one of these pickles is primed to attack
Fart Blossom
They call you Vladimir Pootin'
When you put on your gravy pants
And paint the corner, go colon bowlin'
Or do the baked bean dance
Invisible
In order for me to be seen again
I have to cast a spell at twilight
But magic is picky
And sometimes it's tricky
To get the timing just right
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