For Parents
A page of things for grown ups with weird, magical little burritos
The Donkey Drop
Original art and secret poetry delivered to your door
Monthly Zine
A covert monthly delivery of weird poetry, classified paintings, and impossible instructions. You've been recruited.
Periodic Poetry: An Unstable Collection
Science. Art. Chaos. Wonder.
The Original Book
The Periodic Table but with goblins. Science meets magic with a side of farts.
Donkey Time
A weird little bedtime ritual for weird little kids (and the parents that love them)
5 Minutes of Bedtime Magic
Weekly illustrated poems, nightly prompts, and audio readings delivered to your inbox. Zero prep, maximum connection. For parents who love their weird kids fiercely.
Rhymes With Donkey
Create a fridge-worthy poem & drawing in 90 minutes
90-Minute Creative Magic
From "I can't write!" to holding something brilliant. My 8-step method, live demo, and drawing session that turns anyone into a poet-artist. No experience required.
psst... try this first...
Try Donkey Time - Free!
One special burrito, one weird moment, one real connection
Week One Sneak Peek
Start Creating Memories
A poem, a prompt, and a recording. Everything you need to turn tonight's bedtime routine into something magical. No strings attached.
The Weekly(ish) Weird
A free, not-a-newsletter dispatch with a handmade poem and tiny wonders.
Go to The Weekly(ish) Weird